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School of Hard Knocks Class Ring
$110 from Etsy > Graduating from a prestigious Ivy League institution will pale in comparison to being an ex-alum of the School of Hard...


Bluetooth Speaker Skateboard
$249.95 from GlobeBrand > Give your skate session an epic soundtrack by riding atop this Bluetooth speaker skateboard. This 26″ deck...


Exercise Flash Cards
$24.95 from Amazon > Fire your expensive personal trainer and get in the best shape of your life using these exercise flash cards as your...


Identity Censoring Shades
$10 from Amazon > Descend into incognito mode and hide from the paparazzi with these identity censoring shades. These unique sunglasses...


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pajamas
$39.99 from Amazon > Guard yourself against the cold – and the Foot Clan – at night by hitting the hay dressed in the Teenage Mutant...


Unicorn Poop Lip Balm
$4 from Etsy > There’s no better remedy for chapped lips than unicorn poop. In addition to the enchanted fecal matter, this handmade balm...


Star Wars Schematics Hawaiian Shirt
$50 from Amazon > As entities, Hawaii and Star Wars seem pretty discordant to me. Beach with palm trees and umbrella drinks meets outer...


Muscle-Enhancing Shirt
$50 from FunkyBod > Funkybod's line of of 3/4 sleeve shirts is stacked with sculpted arm and chest padding to give skinny dudes some...


The Grid Foam Roller
$25 - $50 from Amazon > Who wants to apply some myofascial compression techniques to their tight, overwrought muscles? Second only to the...


Chinese Acupressure Massage Rings
$10.99 from Amazon > While a set of slinky rings isn't what I normally think of when someone says "Asian massage" I can see how all the...
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