Muscle-Enhancing Shirt

$50 from FunkyBod >

Funkybod's line of of 3/4 sleeve shirts is stacked with sculpted arm and chest padding to give skinny dudes some definition and manboobed dudes some confidence. The undergarments are form-fitting to appear natural and preclude embarrassing fake bicep lines, and manufactured from breathable materials so the wearer won't sweat like a whore in church during use, and end up looking just as unattractive to the general public as he would with string bean arms or saggy middle-aged woman tits. Funkybod tops include embedded, supposedly realistic-feeling plates to enhance the following indicators of raw manliness: chest, shoulders, triceps, and biceps.