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Identity Censoring Shades
$10 from Amazon > Descend into incognito mode and hide from the paparazzi with these identity censoring shades. These unique sunglasses...


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pajamas
$39.99 from Amazon > Guard yourself against the cold – and the Foot Clan – at night by hitting the hay dressed in the Teenage Mutant...


Hanging Tent Platform
$699.95 from Amazon > Cowards need not apply to spend a night sleeping in the hanging tent platform. This suspended domicile makes a...


Barbecue Dining Boat
$50,000 from Hammacher > Have a cookout at the lake with this barbeque dining boat. Featuring a built in grill, over-sized umbrella, cup...


Luxury Octopus Watch
$9170 from Watchbuys > Give your look some nautical flair by accenting it with this lovely octopus watch. Designed by master watchmaker...


Chalkboard Wall Paint
$12.49 from Amazon > Transform those dull walls in your home to chalkboards just like you had in school! Applied just like regular paint,...


Jack Daniels Whiskey Filled Chocolate Bar
$44.95 from Amazon > Inebriate your taste buds with the delightfully sweet taste of the whiskey filled chocolate bar. Wrapped in gold...


The Ultimate Gym Shaker Bottle
$14.99 from FuelShaker > Avoid carrying bulky containers everywhere by storing all the contents of your shake inside the ultimate gym...


Unicorn Poop Lip Balm
$4 from Etsy > There’s no better remedy for chapped lips than unicorn poop. In addition to the enchanted fecal matter, this handmade balm...


Luxury Super Tank
from Ripsaw > If you're in the market for a new ride, hemming and hawing over whether to get a Dodge Ram or a Ford F-150, I'm afraid I'm...
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